Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
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I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
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I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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