I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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