i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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