I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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