i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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