I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I don't usually arrange sex via text message
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Randomize
