i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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