i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
