i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
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then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
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Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
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