I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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