Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
Randomize
