Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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