so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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