i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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