This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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