You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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