She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
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Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
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i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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