Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
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When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
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I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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