But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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