Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
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