Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
