The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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