Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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