there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
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He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
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Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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