sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Randomize
