Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I want to fling myself into the sun
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
