i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
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When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
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It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Just puked most of my soul out..
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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