I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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