that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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