The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
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I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
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Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
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