So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
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