Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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