This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
i think i have two assholes
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
You're like the curious george of whores
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Randomize
