You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
True but thats because hes a fetus.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
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If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
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His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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