I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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