is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Randomize
