dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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