He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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