Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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