i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
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She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
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You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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