Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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