we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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