what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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