So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
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Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
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I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?