so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.