Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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