there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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