i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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