i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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