I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
it glows. i had to have it.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
Randomize
