How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
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