my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
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Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
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As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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