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We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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