my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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