Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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