It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
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