I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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