he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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