There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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